Sunday, March 28, 2010

Ellis Island, and other Stories


AUTHOR: Mark Helprin
TITLE: Ellis Island, and other Stories

Mark Helprin is all lyricism and description, like a less talented Fitzgerald (which is unfair – we are all less talented Fitzgeralds). He’s the author of one of my favorite novels, the epic, winding and fantastical A Winter’s Tale, and revisiting Ellis Island, one can see the saplings of what would become his masterpiece.

Helprin is like the exact opposite of Cormac McCarthy. He can render beautiful description, and he does, incessantly, but sometimes at the expense of the emotional core of the story. It’s as if he’s never seen a valley or a mountain or a person’s nose that he didn’t want to describe, and though his command of language is impressive, it occasionally distracts. That being said, he describes things beautifully, with a grasping synesthesia that frequently borders on brilliance. He may not be able to describe the layout of a room, but he can do an old radio like it’s nobody’s business.

Each of the 11 short stories in Ellis Island are about a slice of life, but most involve momentous events. Death of wife/child, suicide, baboonicide, war, immigration, etc, etc. Most short stories, or most short stories that I’ve read anyway, tread smaller moments for bigger truths, like on a Tuesday afternoon, after talking to your mother on the phone and before taking a shower, you see a dead rabbit in the road and realize that life is banality chased by death.

The great short story writers can make something like that sound not stupid.

Helprin is not great, but he’s good. He has a weakness for bizarre coincidences and nice, neat little endings, but two of this stories – “Letters from the Samantha” and “North Light” – resonate deeply… and two stories of 11 is not bad. It’s an interesting study of modern lyricism and war (he served in the Israeli army), but I’d more strongly recommend reading A Winters Tale, and coming to these stories if you want more.

That, and don’t read any of his contemporary political commentaries. It’ll just piss you off.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Essential Manners for Men


TITLE: Essential Manners for Men
AUTHOR: Peter Post

This may seem like a one-sided recommendation - one for men and men alone. Don't be fooled ladies. Peter Post does extensive research into the minds and hearts of women with the hopes that he can teach the average male how not to make an ass out of himself in a host of situations. You can't fault the man for taking on a seemingly impossible task.

The book is reference tool, like a dictionary or Wikipedia for etiquette. It's broken down into three major sections: daily life, social life, and business etiquette. It addresses simple personal habits ("When you swear, the listener doesn't focus on what you are but rather on how you are saying it."), flirting ("Steer clear of...immediate turnoffs. Religion and politics top the list."), issues in work life ("Negative Behavior #2: A Superior Attitude"), and parenting ("Sharing the Load: This sometimes involves serious sacrifice."). Most of this may seem like common sense, but I find my generation treading a slippery slope, and more and more we're losing out footing.

Am I implying that those of you who occasionally visit this site are vile hooligans? Not entirely. Am I over dramatizing the state of affairs of modern human interaction? Maybe. But find me a person - a person of any sex, age or creed - who doesn't need a subtle reminder or two about how to hit on women during a workout (never, never do it) or the five simple rules of a job interview. I'm certainly not a candidate.

Fortunately, Post has condensed it nicely. I'm looking to make myself a better I can find a good deal of the answers here.